Southwest Airlines Jokes and Humor - Page 2

And Just When You Thought It was Over.... Here's More Southwest Airlines Humor

One page just isn't enough when you are trying to give examples of what has become Southwest's corporate culture... a great sense of humor. Here are more examples:

Flight Names Instead of Numbers?

Southwest's blog has a great article entitled “Flight Names Just Wouldn't be the Same” By: Bill Owen - Schedule Planning Lead Planner. Among other things, Bill points out how confusing it would be to name flights. "Hey, Mike, what flight are you taking to L.A. tomorrow? Umm, I’m not sure…I think I’m taking John...John’s going with you to L.A.?...No, no…John’s not going. I’m going by myself... Oh—that’s what I thought. John’s on vacation this week, anyway. So what flight are you on? I told you—I’m taking John! BUT YOU SAID JOHN’S NOT GOING..." Source: Nut's About Southwest Blog.

Smoke 'Em If You've Got 'Em

Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if You can light 'em, you can smoke 'em." Source: Lots of Jokes Website.

Southwest is Known for Efficiency

Here's a video showing one way that Southwest Airlines keeps the costs down. Click to YouTube Video.

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